April 17, 2008
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Vent Session W/ Sis On Phone As I Type:
1. Generalizations = “The guy you wanna date is the same as mine cuz they both ___.” > “Um, no.”
2. Trips & moving & the unwanted opinions = “I’m going to ___” or “I’m moving to ___.” > “Oh, that sucks” or “I’ve been there; it wasn’t that great.”
3. Kids & sick days = Jobs that give parents specific sick days to use w/ their kids.
4. What about the single people? I’ve chosen a life that includes 8 hours of sleep, so…
5. We don’t understand anyone. We barely understand ourselves.
6. Men are cats who don’t sleep as much; that’s why they hate ‘em. (Think about it: cats are independent, want their space, mark their territory, have jealousy problems, AND when they want to be with you you have to drop everything. Hee hee hee. C’mon, it’s somewhat TRUE.)
7. We know we don’t know everything; everyone else should realize this about themselves as well. Then we can all have conversations instead of arguments or give speeches that one-up or one-down each other.
