June 16, 2008
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=A lot of celebrities, especially when you’re talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.
=A lot of stars don’t have a sense of humor.
=But if something funny happens, I can’t resist. I have to tell the people.
=I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you’ve ever heard.
=I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.
=I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
=I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.
=I’m also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It’s going to be a spoof of Biography.
=I’m always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
=No, I love Montreal… I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me… I love the food there.
=So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.
=So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can’t help it.
=The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don’t know they are.
=The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don’t want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.
=The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.
=Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn’t care less if it’s true.I’m watching the rerun from last Thursday right now of her show… and she was just talking about the Planet Earth show (on Discovery?) that Oprah just loves (apparently). She said something about who cares about the planet… “I’m going to have a show called Planet Uranus, and it’s going to be about your butt.” Hee hee hee. I wish I could be as blunt and OUT THERE as she is. She has crazy courage.
