July 26, 2010

  • If Men Got Pregnant*
    Maternity leave would last two years . . . with full pay.
    There would be a cure for stretch marks.
    Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
    Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 heath problems.
    All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
    Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
    Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
    They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
    Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
    Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
    They’d stay in bed the entire pregnancy.
    Restaurants would serve pickles and ice cream as the main entree.

    *I stole this from a student who did his Global Blog Project on Men & Pregnancy.